Saturday, July 18, 2009

Girl talk

I'll let you boys in on a little secret. You ever wonder how girls can always find something to talk about? It is because all but the thinnest girls can fall back on discussing their weight. Weight gain, desire to lose weight, diets, exercises, tips, and tricks. I, however, stand there awkwardly. I'm a thin girl. You try to contribute to that conversation when you have obviously never struggled with the number on the scale, and you'll get your eyes clawed out. Usually, I also try to stand very still because as their frustration mounts, it's not uncommon for the conversation to then turn angrily to my bitchiness for having inherited some great genes. *sigh* So now you know. Guys, steer clear if you see the ladies sizing each other up in the conversation. Come back later after they're worn out and a little defeated, then hit 'em up with a good compliment. Oh, or just rescue the scared thin girl-- she'll be grateful, and it will fuel the conversation for another 10 minutes.

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